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At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who is leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
Pissing off a cop
I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for
about 5 minutes
and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a
ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about
guy a break?'
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called
a pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another
having bald tires!! So I called him a horse shit.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the
first. Then he
started writing a third ticket!!
This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the
more tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner.