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At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who is leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
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Pissing off a cop

I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes
and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking
ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a
guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him
a pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for
having bald tires!! So I called him a horse shit.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he
started writing a third ticket!!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the
more tickets he wrote.

I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner.


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