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Winning Strategy?......

A young man called his mother and announced
excitedly that he had just met the woman of his

Now what should he do?

His mother had an idea:
"Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card
invite her to your place for a home-cooked meal?"

He thought this was a great strategy and
arranged a date for a week later.

His mother called the day after the big date to
see how things had gone.

"The evening was a disaster," he moaned.

"Why, didn't she come over?" asked his mother.

"Oh, she came over, but
.......... she refused to cook...."


Not computer savy

My neighbor works in the operations department in the central
officeof a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have
problems with their computers.

One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks
who had this question:

"I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal.Do you
guys have a fire downtown?"

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